For Sale: Hats, t-shirts, etc.

That's right... I'm going all out and becoming a full-fledged WHORE! SO GO HERE NOW AND BUY STUFF:

Come visit my store on CafePress!

First amazing item for sale: DORKWEAR!

The gals will flock to you, you sexy beast, when you attend your local comic book, sci-fi or phantasy convention adorned in a classy-as-hell hoodie, sweatshirt, t-shirt, ballcap or even boxer shorts (wrrooooOOWRRRrr!)!!!
And, ladies... what better way to send a loud-and-clear message about what you're looking for in a REAL MAN?! Yes, you too can have this little gem of an image on a pair of panties printed just for you!
Need something to carry those bagged-and-boarded back issues of 'GREEN LANTERN'? NO PROBLEM! We got your back, jackson! You can also get the 'BIG DORK' on a tote bag! Oh RAPTURE!

More items to come from Fountains' Pen Productions! Check back often! Buy stuff constantly!